Thursday, September 10, 2009

8 monkeys ....

I never realized this but I found it quite amazing when I read the last line of the following extract.

(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.)

Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.


Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.


One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.


All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.

However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.


A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.

This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he's not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he's attacking the new monkey.


One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.


And that is how most companies' policies get established.



Actually I am not sure of the experiment but it is just an allegory or a parable, a fable for me. A better compendium might be written for this but what I learned is below.

First time when Newton published his theories, there was a lot of brainstorming done on it. But later we just accepted his theories as axioms which are not wrong but they just won't apply to bodies so small as inside the atom and to bodies so large as planets in space. The moral is to learn from our ancestors but do not fidget to question them.

According to Indian myth, Arjuna questioned Krishna and the outcome is The Bhagwat Gita, which is considered as one of the gospel, the backbone of Hinduism. If I am Hindu nut then the Bhagwat Gita is the bolt to keep me fixed to the niceties of this world.

Well the story of the monkeys just say that very well established companies had their policies bequeathed from the earlier management which remained unquestioned and not that these policies are wrong but they just won't apply in this new world.

And finally the coda inspired by Captain Jack Sparrow (well just the opposite of what he said)

"The world is the same, there is just more in it" (to manage)

Monday, March 23, 2009

one fine morning ..............

Something pricked my ears at 6 Am in the morn. It was the new msg tone from "Pyaar kiya toh darna kya" at 6 am Sunday Morning ....... (timb timb ......)

The Liquid Crystals Displayed "3 messages". One from Airtel as usual "Pay your bill. If u hav paid please ignore" even though I had paid i do receive these dumb messages from airtel. Seems like they do not track the payment.
Then there was तूच माझा तल्ली खलबली है खलबली.
At first I thought it was another Airtel message saying u can subscribe to this tone as your hello tune. So I ignored it.

The third message was "Talli INC la yenar aahes ka?" from someone I do not remember. It was blurry in the morning.

And then I realized, Airtel had actually known my nickname, HOW??? All the fog in my head trickled down as dew, the blur vanished, I was :O :O :O तूच माझा तल्ली खलबली है खलबली
I wondered, Airtel could not track my bill payment; How on earth did they track my nickname??? :O :O :O

Since i was awake till then and the blur had gone, I saw the message carefully, it was from Jitesh. Sigh! I ignored it, thought I would ask Jitya online about it, and went to sleep. And forgot to ask until I received another message from Jitesh "Sorry for the lame attempt at poetry written by my v good friends ved and praj .... Bhangardi aahet ti :P". Then I let go an didn ask Jitya bout it.

Well done Ved and Praj. You inspired this post. I have never blogged and this can be considered my first attempt at a HPB ( hair pulling blog :P ).